Jokes what do you call a fish with no eyes

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fsh! Explanation: When you hear this joke you are thinking about a fish with no eye, perhaps a blind fish. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Google account. You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account.

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